Beijing Bikini

by Grass Mud Horse

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Too many people crowding me There's nothing here for you to see I'm just a man who bleeds like you So when I've had a shitty day You better stay the fuck away Don't take my picture I don't know you No I don't mean to be a dick But when I'm tired or feeling sick And I just wanna stay at home I'm going to work and running late And things at home are such a state No I don't wanna teach your kids And I won't add you to my phone No why lao wai No why lao wai No try no die No I don't mean to be a dick But when I'm tired or feeling sick And I just wanna stay at home I'm going to work and running late And things at home are such a state No I don't wanna teach your kids And I won't add you to my phone No why lao wai No why lao wai No try no die No why lao wai No why lao wai No try no die No why lao wai No try no die No why lao wai
2.
Behind these black rimmed glass I hide I am a woman so hear me cry A safe space built on white mans lies The patriarchy stole my purple hair dye Behind my red MAGA hat I hide Confusing patriotism with white pride You say my presidents a Russian spy Well the Patriarchy made your purple hair dye Liberals and fascists you're both to blame You're both insane you're both to blame Racists are cunts thought police the same You're both insane you're both to blame The Patriarchy drove you both insane You're both insane You're both insane You're both to blame Behind these black rimmed glass I hide I am a woman so hear me cry Everything with a penis must fry The Patriarchy stole my purple hair dye Liberals and fascists you both to blame You're both insane you're both to blame Racists are cunts thought police the same You're both insane you're both to blame The Patriarchy drove you both insane You're both insane You're both insane You're both to blame You're both insane
3.
It’s Christmas time in China No tree to dress and no turkey either This year there’ll be no Yule-time log Just an apple if your lucky and lungs full of smog It’s Christmas time in China And while they’re knocking up the latest designer All the kids in the fashion production prisons Sing songs of joy for Communism I know it’s not the normal way But please could we have boxing day To nurse the massive heads in store From all the beer the night before We only have one day each year To spread some joy and Christmas cheer Lets order Guinness and Whiskey too we’ll make this merry if it’s the last thing we do It’s Christmas time in China No tree to dress and no turkey either This year there’ll be no Yule-time log Just an apple if your lucky and lungs full of smog It’s Christmas time in China And while they’re knocking up the latest designer All the kids in the fashion production prisons Sing songs of joy for Communism It’s Christmas time in China It’s Christmas time in China It’s Christmas time in China It’s Christmas time in China
4.
Shao kao shitz Shao kao shitz Yi pan niu rou Yi pan yang rou Ran hou shao kao shitz Piss water pi jiu Shirt rolling dick holes Got me the shao kao shitz I don't wanna go To hooker street tonight Shan yang dan dan Da xiang ji ba Ran hou shao kao shitz Gan bei bai jiu Puke out me arse hole I got the shao kao shitz Shao kao shitz
5.
All by myself Nobody here but me and my fishy elf No one wants to hang with me Can't stand the fucking sight of me So I'm lying here just playing with myself No one at home Just me and my purple headed bone My friends never pick up the phone Cos all I fucking do is moan So I'm sitting here just trying to skin a bone All by myself Nobody here but me and my fishy elf No one wants to hang with me Can't stand the fucking sight of me So I'm lying here just playing with myself No one at home Just me and my purple headed bone My friends never pick up the phone Cos all I fucking do is moan So I'm sitting here just trying to skin a bone All by myself All by myself All by myself All by myself All by myself
6.
Cos it makes me feel alive It makes me feel alive It makes me feel alive It makes me feel alive Well it makes me feel alive Working hard to mask the weakness It fades away So many doubts so many fears so much regret but whose to blame Another day in bed just sleeping I close my eyes The medications intoxication self prescribed by me the patient So every time I wanna hide I just try another line It takes a little more each time I feel a little dead inside But then I feel the buzz arrive So I strap in for the ride I don't care about those danger signs Cos it makes me feel alive It makes me feel alive It makes me feel alive It makes me feel alive Well it makes me feel alive So every time I wanna hide I just try another line It takes a little more each time I feel a little dead inside But then I feel the buzz arrive So I strap in for the ride I don't care about those danger signs Cos it makes me feel alive It makes me feel alive It makes me feel alive It makes me feel alive Well it makes me feel alive Why does the voice try to defeat me It's in my head You're not a man you've got no plan just give it up your life's a sham It never goes away completely But theres one thing I can do to battle through self doubt and fear and start a new So every time I wanna hide I just try another line It takes a little more each time I feel a little dead inside But then I feel the buzz arrive So I strap in for the ride I don't care about those danger signs Cos it makes me feel alive It makes me feel alive It makes me feel alive It makes me feel alive Well it makes me feel alive
7.
It felt wrong It felt right And then I couldn’t sleep that night She said I hope you’re man enough Cos I like it rough I never questioned why she had handcuffs in her underwear drawer I thought she really must love ping-pong with those paddles on the back of her door Everything was going normal although a bit too formal for me I nearly told her should could kiss this when she said to call her Mistress please It felt wrong It felt right And then I couldn’t sleep that night She said I hope you’re man enough Cos I like it rough It felt wrong It felt right And then I couldn’t sleep that night She said I hope you’re man enough Cos I like it rough Every day I wake up bruised and I feel a little used you see Thought I’d been hanging out the bedding when she suggested trying peggin to me Although I kinda like it’s still a little frightenin and odd I wouldn’t see the doctor so much if she just spared the rod It felt wrong It felt right And then I couldn’t sleep that night She said I hope you’re man enough Cos I like it rough I hope you're man enough cos I like it I hope I’m man enough cos she likes it I hope you're man enough cos I like it I hope I’m man enough cos she likes it rough
8.
Woah Oh Woah Oh Feed the hungry ghost Woah Oh Woah Oh Feed the hungry ghost Woah Oh Woah Oh Feed the hungry ghost Woah Oh Woah Oh Feed the hungry ghost Come to the sea and swim at night Where the darkness keeps us out of sight We’ll drag you down and hold on tight accept your fate don’t try to fight When your spirits gone and I’ll let myself in I’m free to walk about inside your skin Come swim with us late at night Where the darkness keeps us out of sight Woah Oh Woah Oh Feed the hungry ghost Woah Oh Woah Oh Feed the hungry ghost Woah Oh Woah Oh Feed the hungry ghost Woah Oh Woah Oh Feed the hungry ghost When you’re walking home late at night Try to keep yourself in the light If you hear your name whispered slight Don’t turn around don’t respond take flight When your spirits gone and I let myself in I’m free to walk about inside your skin So don’t go walking late at night Where the darkness keeps us out of sight Woah Oh Woah Oh Feed the hungry ghost Woah Oh Woah Oh Feed the hungry ghost Woah Oh Woah Oh Feed the hungry ghost Woah Oh Woah Oh Feed the hungry ghost The Dead are literally rising from the grave It’s pure chaos mass hysteria The gates of hell have been thrust open The souls of the hungry and forgotten march forth to exact their revenge We’ll stay with you to the very end May God have mercy on us all Woah Oh Woah Oh Feed the hungry ghost Woah Oh Woah Oh Feed the hungry ghost Woah Oh Woah Oh Feed the hungry ghost Woah Oh Woah Oh Feed the hungry ghost
9.
Are you hiding out are you on the run Are you just here for sex and fun Just another loser back home Are all your bridges burnt at home Have you got a massive student loan Just another loser back home Come to China start again Teaching English or modelling You've got a white face so cash it in It doesn't matter who you are Come to China be a star They'll ask no questions they won't guess Your life's a toxic fucking mess The locals don't speak English here But thank God they import german beer Just another loser back home From all these pretty girls I'll chose a wife And never speak about my former life Just another loser back home Come to China start again Teaching English or modelling You've got a white face so cash it in It doesn't matter who you are Come to China be a star They'll ask no questions they won't guess Your life's a toxic fucking mess Just another loser back home Just another loser back home Just another loser back home Just another loser back home Come to China start again Teaching English or modelling You've got a white face so cash it in It doesn't matter who you are Come to China be a star They'll ask no questions they won't guess Your life's a toxic fucking mess
10.
Yi er san si Shen me Tan ke Shen me Tan ke Wo men ting bu dong yin wei Zhong wen tai nan le Wo men bu ming bai yin wei Ni shuo tai kuai le Lao wai lai le Lao wai zuo le Ke yi jia wei xin Wo men chu shao kao He jiu wo men kai xin Shen me Tan ke Shen me Tan ke Zhong guo de huan jing You ke neng de shi bu hao Zhe li you hen duo de wu mai Dan shi ni men duo zhi dao Ru guo ni men he ri shui Shen ti fei chang hao Bie he bing shui Hai shi ni de du zi yao bao diao Shen me Tan ke Shen me Tan ke Wo bu xi huan bai jiu Shen me Tan ke Shen me Tan ke Wo men ting bu dong yin wei Zhong wen tai nan le Wo men bu ming bai yin wei Ni shuo tai kuai le Lao wai lai le Lao wai zuo le Ke yi jia wei xin Wo men chu shao kao He jiu wo men kai xin Shen me Tan ke Shen me Tan ke Shen me Tan ke Shen me Tan ke

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released October 2, 2020

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Grass Mud Horse Qinhuangdao, China

GMH are a Celtic-punk band based out of China. They blend together the traditional folk sound with distinctly raw and untamed punk-rock energy. Award-winning musician Chris Barry formed the group, which has gone on to perform alongside some of the biggest names on the Celtic-punk scene. To date, the group have released three singles, an acoustic EP and have another album and EP in the works. ... more

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